Historically Kai has been very good with babysitters.  This time around it was his 11 year old (going on 21) cousin Cailin’s turn.  We had tickets to Cirque du Soleil’s Sunday showing, and we had to do what we had to do to make it there (awesome show by the way).

[After the show]
Me:  So how was he?
Cailin: He was good; he peed on me.

Yes that’s right, Kai is notorious for pulling his R. Kelly move on innocent bystanders.  He even smiles while doing it.  He got me almost every day when he first arrived; multiple times per day.  I blame myself for the lack of experience.  So I’ve been trying my hardest to remember if any R. Kelly tracks were playing in the background when sperm was trying to meet egg, but I’m older now and my long term memory isn’t as good as it used to be.  “I don’t see nothing wrong” – R. Kelly.