Introducing first, from the Brown corner (Coley also but that’s not really a color), weighing 8.5 kilos, and standing (well, laying most of the time, but still) at 69 centimeters.  He hails from Panama City, Panama (with a little bit of Brooklyn), and is rated by ALL as the best kilo for kilo baby of the last 6 months.  With too many wins, all of them by way of love and Kainess, and 0 defeats.  He is the current Baby Weight champion of the world, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY… Oh please, you know he needs no introduction.

For those of you who are metric system impaired, and too lazy to use Google to convert, Kai weighs 18.7 pounds, and he’s more or less 27.165 inches long (2′ 3″ for the NBA scouts)