Around the time that Kai was 4 months old I was advised by my challenged cousin (**cough** Brenda **cough**) to purchase a bouncer for Kai.  Being the first-time-baby-father that I am, I Googled it, read tens of reviews, watched videos, and in about 30 minutes; maybe less, I made the purchase.  Two weeks later Kai was sitting in his bouncer and he hated it.  The first thing that came to my mind was that it served me right for following advice from a challenged family member.  But like most things in life, timing was the key.  A few days later Kai was back on the bouncer and loving it.  He jumps when he’s happy and he jumps when he’s mad (crying, screaming but still jumping).  Here we see him drunk off jumping

Introducing first, from the Brown corner (Coley also but that’s not really a color), weighing 8.5 kilos, and standing (well, laying most of the time, but still) at 69 centimeters.  He hails from Panama City, Panama (with a little bit of Brooklyn), and is rated by ALL as the best kilo for kilo baby of the last 6 months.  With too many wins, all of them by way of love and Kainess, and 0 defeats.  He is the current Baby Weight champion of the world, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY… Oh please, you know he needs no introduction.

For those of you who are metric system impaired, and too lazy to use Google to convert, Kai weighs 18.7 pounds, and he’s more or less 27.165 inches long (2′ 3″ for the NBA scouts)